8 Reasons Why Supervillainy is the Most Rewarding Profession
The opportunity to see the light go out of your nemises’ eyes.
The only superhero who gets this privilege is the Punisher.
Lasers.
Lasers! And cool goggles, too.
When you take over an enemy’s website, nobody blames you, because it’s your job.
It’s what you do.
Henchmen.
Wouldn’t you be glad to have people take all your hits for you at work?
Inexplicably easy prison escapes.
The fans want you. You’re getting out.
Very low chances of dying.
The plane exploded! You must be dead. No, no you’re not.
All the fun of mad science, with not as much threat to life and limb.
Anybody else who tried to create giant radioactive half-shark half-crocodiles would most surely be dead.
Free rein to laugh loud and laugh hard, often.
It feels so good.
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Reader Comments
Henchmen are a drain of resources. How can you possibly explain to a bunch of well-armed idiots that you have to downsize?
Lasers do nothing. Except correct your terrible vision. Why not try glasses, poindexter?
One man’s pathetic prison escape is another’s chance to hunt you down like a wolverine.
Jealousy, and nothing but.